Sunday, February 24, 2008

Defeated

Superman captured me. Now I'm going to Some SHIELD prision in the Negative Zone. I have no weapons. I can do nothing for right now. Iron Man looked over me smugly. “You like to kill superheroes huh?"

“Well not you Stark, you’ve been kind of a role model for me lately."


He gives me this cold stare. " I've only done what I had to do to so not all of my friends would end up in prision for vigilantism. Others manipulated me into all the more sinister aspects I came up with. Have fun at the Negative Zone Hotel You're stay will be a very very long time. Red Robin will escort you to the portal."

Red Robin? He looks more like Dr. Midnight. I Laugh. “Tim Is that you under there?"

He gives the crazy grin. “Nope I'm the bad Robin." He punches me in the face. I spit out blood. “Jason Todd."

“You know this the last time you’ll call me by my real name; Iron Man is going to wipe out all secret IDs from your memory. He knees me in the jaw. “You tried to kill my little brother's girlfriend, and my little sister. Stark said I can do what I wanted to you as long as you live through it, you punk."

I can't believe this after all Todd has done he's beating me? “You’ve murdered too Jason! Even when you were robin you killed a rapist with diplomatic immunity. "

He spits on me. “I’ve killed those that deserve it. I could have killed Robin but didn't I just want to see how good my replacement was. Never tell him this but I got some respect for him after our fight. Ha! You'll never see him again! Now you, you're a parasite, and the world will be better off when you're dead. "

After beating me for a few more minutes he grins again and takes something out of his cape. " That was for Spoiler and Cassie." I see it's a crowbar in his hand. " This is for putting you're slimy hands on my girl."

“Y-You're girl? Who are you talking about?" I spit.

" Vella, you see we agreed to sow or wild oats since we're young and all, these open relationships huh? " He still looks like a Cheshire cat. “But I still don't want her hurt even if she couldn't decide between me and clone boy, you see I would have liked to be her choice because I was the right one, not because I was the only one left standing."

He hits me in the rib with crow bar. It snaps. Like a twig. This bastard is going to put my head in a duffle bag and SHIELD isn't going to do a damn thing about it. He hits me a few more times with it. Until finally he stops " Can't kill you, now can I? C'mon I'm going to take you to your new home."

My wounds from Superman, and Red Robin didn't make traveling to the Negative Zone anymore fun. Todd throws me in the cell. “Enjoy you're stay. For as long as it is 'Slayer. There’s no jury on the planet that won't fry you well that is if you live long enough to make it to trial."

I hold my arm when all of the sudden a hologram appears in cell. “The great Heroslayer humbled at last, how the mighty have fallen. Well if you weren't just a legend in you're own mind."

" Lex Luthor?" I'm shocked that I would get his attention maybe he's going to spring me?

“Yes You simpering piece of trash You know my name congratulations you are IQ point up higher than I would have guessed. "


“What is this? You just wanted to insult me?" I accuse.

“No I only thought I would tell you I put the bounty on your head."

“What?” I shout.

" When you were Harm you were just an amusing little wannabe as Heroslayer a nuisance , but you see when you killed That Clone , you made me realize there is a small chance it could have been my son. Though he would have most likely tripped on your slime trail for you to get close enough. Still Kon lives again, and I'm not letting anyone change that. This is why I will pay ten million dollars to whoever in this prision can kill you. If you escape I'll pay whoever kills you out there. Doesn't matter if it's the Punisher, or Wolverine or whoever. Good luck, you’ll need it."

Oh my God. How am I going to get out of this?

6 comments:

- said...

Hmm.


Truth be told me and my dear daughter could use a little bonding time and there's nothing like a good prison break-out to get the adrenaline going. But I'm not an idiot and simply letting you go would be no good you're quite clearly not in a healthy state and I doubt you have quite the same resources available with Luthor on your case. So I'll help you get better and net in even better resources.

However I do expect several favours in return, that is if you agree.

Your call.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

That establishment does not like the sort one would like to reside in.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I bet it would've been cool if Robin beat you with a sack of oranges.

Maybe next time.

Justice said...

Hmmm too bad I am good Or I might take Lex up on that money

Anonymous said...

any chance I could get a few licks in?

The Heroslayer said...

I accept Slade.

Jen Luc : no.

Jon: Bah!

Justice and Vamirella :
You so called heroes are worse than us villians